The Shirtless Diet®

Ever notice how so many restaurants have the tables so high, that you feel like a kid eating at the grownup table? I think there's a method to their madness. I think they're doing that so your gut hides beneath the table. Outta sight...outta mind. So, I've come up with a new diet plan that should help me lose weight. It's called The Shirtless Diet®. Here's how it works: Every evening, just before dinner, I take my shirt off. I sit down, shirtless...my pasty white jelly roll jiggling there at the edge of the table. And our table isn't "restaurant high" so there's no hiding it. The very sight makes me not want to eat anything at all! And it works on other people too! Once I take off my shirt, my wife loses her appetite as well! We're on The Shirtless Diet® together! I'll have to give you an update to let you know how we're doing! How can I patent this, I wonder? :)