"Next time you come in, bring some SuperGlue. I'll try to fix those bald spots for you."
"You know, most people who come here have more hair than last time they were here. You always have less. Before long, you won't need haircuts anymore!"
When I walked in the door one day for my appointment:
"What happened to you? Did you get scared? You have so much gray hair today!"
"You should take pictures of yourself now, so your son can see what you looked like with hair when he gets older."
When I told her I used to be a news anchor:
"You used to be on TV? Did you have more hair or did you wear a wig?"
Yet I keep coming back for the abuse! Seriously, it's all in good fun and I actually look forward to my haircuts with her now. But I just had to share a few of her comments with you. I'll write more as I go for future haircuts.